Mario Goes Home

Part 3 – Mario Goes Home

Blathers: Hoo! Indeed, hootie hoo! Which fossil can I…

Celeste: *bangs Blathers on head* You are now awake.

Blathers: *looks around drowsily* I am now awake. *falls asleep again*

Rihanna: Can’t we survive without him?

P!nk: Yeah, we can. So let’s get on it with it!

Nick: *glares at everyone else* Can’t Mario stay?

Mario: I want to go home!

Nick: (Hmm… I wonder…) Mario, can I talk to you for a minute?

Mario: Sure. *follows Nick to the shampoodle*

Avril: MEET US AT THE MUSEUM!

Ni ck: *whispering to himself*Mwahahaha! I will get to live in Mario’s world!

Mario: So –

Nick: Wait here.

Nick enters the Shampoodle.

Harriet: Okay, what is it?

Nick: I fixed your machine the other day… you owe me one…

Harriet: What do you want?

Nick whispers things in Harriet ear.

Nick: *shouting* Mario! Come in now!

Back in the observatory…

P!nk: How do we shove him up?

Celeste: Unscrew this cap here… *unscrews cap*

Celeste: And I guess we make him put his head in like this… *puts head in telescope*

Rihanna pushes Celeste in.

Avril: NO! *faints as Celeste goes up the telescope *

P!nk: Wha – HUH?

Enter Mario.

P!nk: You took a while. Where’s Nick?

Mario: Oh, he got stung by bees. He’s having a good rest at the moment.

Rihanna: Celeste’s gone into your world. HANG ON… *pulls big bro cap off Mario’s head*

Everyone: NICK!

Nick pulls mostache off as well.

Avril: (doesn’t faint FOR ONCE) Nick! How could you?! *faints*

Rihanna: Where’s Mario? And WHY did you –

P!nk: Why did YOU, Rihanna, push Celeste up the telescope? We might never get her back!

Rihanna: Well… (loses her temper for once) ONCE I CAME UP HERE TO DESIGN A NICE CONSTELLATION, AND SHE DELETED IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO CALL IT CELESTE’S BUM! *breaks down and starts sobbing*

Avril: *gets up and comforts Rihanna* It’s OK, Ri… But you should think of other people’s feelings. How would you like it if someone called a constellation Rihanna’s Bum?

Rihanna: That’s why I act cool! So *sob* no-one *sob* makes *sob* fun of me!

P!nk: Well, everyone does – behind your back.

Nick: *sneaks out of Observatory* I HATE THAT RIHANNA!

Back in shampoodle, Mario is all tied up and Harriet is watching him.

Mario: Mmm, mmmm mm mmm mmmmm mmm. MMM MMM MMMMMMM!

Harriet: Oh, sugar, would you PLEASE be quiet?

Mario: MM, M MMMM MMM!

Nick barges in.

Harriet: Oh – I thought –

Nick: RIHANNA RUINED EVERYTHING!

Harriet sighs.

Mario: M mmmm mm m mm mmmm mmm mmmm!

Nick: Untie him.

Harriet: *mutters something about stupid residents* So long, Nick!

Harriet walks out.

Nick: B-b-but –

Mario: *teasing* MMMM mmm MM mmmm MM! mmm mm MMM m MMMMMMMM!

Nick: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!

Mario: Mmm mm mmm mmm mmmm!

Nick leaves.

Mario: *groans* mmmmm.

 

THE TITLE OF THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY: Mario Goes Home… Or Not.

This is about the past, when Avril, Rihanna and Nick were residents of CoolTown.

NEXT EPISODE: Mario Goes Home (FOR REAL)