*DRUM ROLL* Finally, the Finale!

Final Episode – Mario Back Home

P!nk, Rihanna and Avril rush into the  Shampoodle.

P!nk covers Avril’s  eyes to prevent her from seeing anything that will make her faint.

Avril: Oh, gross! Your dirty hands are ruining my mascara! And it was a rare Gracie brand! *Faints*

Rihanna: AWWW! You wear make up! You are such a wimp!

P!nk: Oh, shut up, Rihanna! It’s not like she can hear you!

Mario: Mmm  mmm mmmmm mmmmm mm mm MMMM?

P!nk: Sorry about that. *unties Mario*

Mario: Thank you. I would like to go home now.

Rihanna: I-I-I *breaks down into tears again* I’m so *sob* SORRY!

P!nk: You can’t go back because… Celeste’s in your world right now.

Mario: WHAT? B-b-but… if…

Rihanna: I’m sorry! *SNIFF* I didn’t mean *sniff* to…

Mario: *to P!nk* What did she do?

P!nk: Long story short: she pushed Celeste up the telescope.

Mario: But I didn’t come through a –

Rihanna: *stops crying* but you said so at the meeting.

Avril: *gets up* I don’t remember him saying so.

P!nk: That’s because you had fainted. Remember?

Avril: *does question mark emote* I did?

P!nk: Well, you wouldn’t remember fainting because you had fainted while you did it.

Avril blinks.

Rihanna: ANYWAY…

P!nk: But you said you came from the telescope at the meeting!

Mario: *stares* does anyone EVER listen to me?!

Avril: *stares back* you mean – not even in your own world? That’s so horrible! *faints*

Mario: Well, I meant in this world…

Rihanna: Celeste *looks a bit sad, but continues* said that you came through the telescope.

Mario: But, if, you had been paying attention to me, YOU WOULD HAVE REALISED THAT I HAD BEEN SAYING SOMETHING!

Rihanna and P!nk cover their ears.

Avril: *gets up and covers her ears* Not so loud, please.

Mario: *softer* At the meeting, I said that I magically appeared NEXT TO the telescope.

Avril: Pardon?

Rihanna: Mario, what did you say? And Avril – speak up!

P!nk: I can’t hear any of –

 Mario: *SHOUTING!!!* At the meeting, I said that I magically appeared NEXT TO the telescope!!

P!nk: *unblocks ears* I still can’t hear you!

Mario impatiently sighs.

Avril: *SHOUTS BACK* YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT! I CAN HEAR YOU, Y’KNOW!

P!nk covers her ears again.

Rihanna: *roll eyes, sarcastically* Could you say that a notch louder?

Avril says something so softly that no-one can hear.

Mario: AT THE MEETING, I SAID THAT I *loses voice and starts to rasp* appeared… next… scope…

Avril, P!nk and Rihanna unblock their ears.

Avril: I’ll go get some water from Mabel and Sable. *rushes out*

P!nk: *to Mario* Are you okay?

Mario *rasping* Es… Kay… Water…

Rihanna: So exactly what did he say?

P!nk blinks.

Mario: *still rasping* Said… Magically… Next…  Tel… Scope….

Rihanna and P!nk exchange puzzled glances.

Avril rushes in holding a glass of water. A small amount spills onto the floor.

Avril: *puffing* Here. *Hands Mario the glass*

Mario: *drinks water, but a slight rasp remains* I said that… magically appeared next to… telescope.

Rihanna: *looks downcast* does that mean Celeste ISN’T gone for good?

P!nk and Avril: RIHANNA!

P!nk: *lightbulb* Doesn’t that mean…

Rihanna, Avril and Mario stampede out of the Shampoodle. P!nk bounds after them.

The group enter the Museum.  They see something surprising – Celeste and Blathers in the middle of the hall.

Celeste: … You’re the one who’s supposed to take care of the whole museum! You are supposed to check every nook and cranny [remind you of something?:lol:] regularly!

Blathers: I can’t check up there nowadays! Celeste, you know very well I have back pain! I tell you whenever… *stops abruptly and tilts head in the direction of newcomers*

Celeste: *turns to face Mario, Avril, Rihanna and P!nk* Oh! Sorry about that. *looks uncomfortably guilty* I didn’t see you…

Blathers: *looks both embarrassed and frustrated* I ought to check the Roost. It’s another part of the museum anyway. *shakes head and sighs as he enters the Roost*

Celeste: I supposed you are coming to –

Rihanna : *impatiently* Yes. Now please let us in.

Celeste: Okay. Up you go. *motions towards the observatory*

Mario climbs up, and for some reason or another Avril faints.

P!nk:  Aren’t you coming up, Celeste?

Celeste: …No. *looks doubtfully at Rihanna* I think that  it would be safer if…

P!nk: You might as well come along. *grabs Celeste and pulls her up the stairs*

Rihanna follows, dragging Avril.

Up in the observatory…

Celeste: *wind and leaves* … Why did you do that?

Mario: Roll up! Roll up! Prepare to see the the most amazing –

Celeste and Rihanna begin giggling.

Mario: AHEM!

Celeste laughs really loud. Rihanna manages to stifle her giggles.

Mario: AHEM!

Avril (who has just gotten up) and P!nk burst out laughing. Avril removes a camera from her pocket and takes a picture of Mario.

Avril: *shows him the picture* This is why. *starts giggling again*

Rihanna: Your cap was on the wrong way!

Mario: Who did it?

Rihanna smirks and Mario glares at her.

Mario grumpily puts his cap on the right way, but the giggles continue.

Mario: Roll up! Roll –

Rihanna and Celeste: GET ON WITH IT!

Mario: In ten seconds, I shall disappear into my own world

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(Avril: OMG! Teleportation!)

(Mario scratches his head. Big words had never been his thing.)

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Mario wakes up and rubs his eyes to find Luigi tapping him on the shoulder. The Mario theme video game music plays in the background.

Luigi: Hey, Mario! Look what I made!

Mario: It’s a stone, Luigi. You didn’t make it.

Luigi: It’s a football! I chiselled it!

Mario: It’s a stone, Luigi.